Harvard Class Day Speech – June 4, 2003
Will Ferrell
This is not the Worcester, Mass Boat Show, is it? I am sorry. I have made a terrible mistake. Ever since I left “Saturday Night Live,” I mostly do public speaking now. And I must have made an error in the little Palm Pilot. Boy. Don’t worry. [...]

Japanese Neon Lamp Fights. Yes, Japanese Neon Lamp Fights.

What. The. Fuck.

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Commencement Speech to the Knox College Class of 2006
by Stephen Colbert
[Pours water into a glass at the podium, splashes face and back of neck]
Thank you. Thank you very much. First of all, I’m facing a little bit of a conundrum here. My name is Stephen Colbert, but I actually play someone on television named Stephen Colbert, [...]

Like a regular picture come to life!  This piece is entitled Chris With Teacup.